Ever paid for a gift someone gave you?
Because if money exchanged hands--by definition, it would not be a gift.
Oh. So why do people say, "Free gift?"
Probably because they heard it on TV commercials written by monkeys.
I'm picking up on some sarcasm. Why don't we just stop using that phrase?
That's a great idea. I'll blog about it. I'm sure that will solve everything.
I can't wait for the ripple affect this will have on our culture!
Oh, what about "punitive punishments?"
I was being...never mind.