
It's heard after every Super Bowl, NBA Championship, World Series, etc and then last night the great Michael Phelps reminded us during an interview with Mark Spitz after winning his 7
th Beijing Gold Medal--"...
they can never take it away..."Based on the frequency that I hear this phrase, I'd think we live in some dictatorship where the evil government indiscriminately "
takes things away" at will.
And it seems odd that so often the people who exclaim, "
They can never take this away," are people at the very top of the economic strata--people of unbelievable means. As if someone wanted to take something away from a millionaire could easily do it legally or through their elaborate security
system.
And true they can't take it away (
because possession is 9/10 of the law), but they can get disputed and tarnished. Just ask,
Marion Jones, Ben Johnson and the 1919 Chicago White
Sox to name a few. So they may not be able to take it away, but the value can certainly drop like a brick from a 17
th story window.
So let me suggest some more realistic translations:
"Hey, if I screw up later and lose all my stuff to tax evasion or bankruptcy, at least I'll have this.""Glad to win today--and just so you all know, if I make a huge moral mistake down the road and everyone thinks I'm a jerk, I'll still have this title!"Hey--I have an idea! This would be a great line for high school and college grads to use as they receive their diploma.
"Thank-you so much, Dr. So-n-so. They can never take this away!"Dr. So-n-so looks confused and shakes hand anyway...