There's a brand new app that will instantly convert your uncool yet very clear documents into a retro hip documents from days gone by. Why do it, you say? Because we can and it's cool! Don't just use it on some documents--use "Insta-Doc" on every doc you create--because more is always better--right? Right! Don't be caught using 2011 technology when you can instantly make your docs tired-looking AND hard to read! Go to the app store and download "Insta-Doc" NOW!
"Insta-Doc" is a product of MorganIsRidculouslySarcastic Inc.